the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
