I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Panties = found
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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