put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
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