what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Randomize
