Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I wear drunk well.
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