capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Drake has all the answers
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window