the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil