Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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