(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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