I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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