I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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