It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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