I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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