Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(440): View more from Ohio

D3 body, D1 cock

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(517): View more from Michigan

yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.

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(917): View more from New York City

Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.

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(661): View more from California

It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.

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(613): View more from Ontario

There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.

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(765): View more from Indiana

Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.

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(248): View more from Michigan

That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news

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