Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends