i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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