theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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