can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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