sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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