I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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