Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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