He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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