just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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