your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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