He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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