the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
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Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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