...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
We're too hungover to prance.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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