3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
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At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Bring me that man meat
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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