my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
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So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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