this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
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At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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