this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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