hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
420 ftw
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
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