We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
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Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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