Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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