We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...