do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.