Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
29 Petty People Reveal The Shallow Reasons They Turned Someone Down
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.