How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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