weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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