My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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