After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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