I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.