I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.