talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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