i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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