he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
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So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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