i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Its about making memories worth repressing
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
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I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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