Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
bring money and cleavage
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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