Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
He better not be in your backpack
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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