I feel like abortions should bother me more
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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