i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
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grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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