called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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