When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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