so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
