If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
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It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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