I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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