I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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